need special ingredients. you need the staples. that's a given. you need safeway sugar for just $1.97. and that magic thing that makes everyone want another -- only $2.99 for challenge butter. and when hands get messy, quite surely they'll say, "yum! wow! yay! what a sweeter holiday." (glass tinging) i'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride-to-be. darling, i never thought i'd find love again. i not only found it, but i found the love of my life. to evelyn. (chorus of "hear, hear") (softly): that poor, clueless bastard. it's... like watching a dog stick his face in a fan. you don't do that more than once. i am the lucky one in this relationship. and i promise you, darling, i am going to be the best wife i possibly can.